January 2012
jmimy:
“this is waka flocka LAME” i said as my parents told me i couldnt drink on new years eve
December 2011
Everyone on New Years Eve 2010: In 2011 my life is going to be perfect and happy and I'm going to turn things around and make some big changes and I'm going to be happy and successful and everything is going to be amazing
Everyone by August 2011: oh my god this is the worst fucking year of my life I'm so miserable fuck 2011
Everyone on New Years Eve 2011: In 2012 my life is going to be perfect and happy and I'm going to turn things around and make some big changes and I'm going to be happy and successful and everything is going to be amazing
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I was reminded that today was my dads birthday...
and all i have to say is that i hope you live a long time, alone and think of a great thing you fucked up. Fuck you Dad.
ryancorcoran asked: WTF
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I have been having nightmares just about every night for about 2 months and having awesome dreams every so often. I thought it was really cool but now it’s getting around creepy.
Me: Grandma,do you have swag?
Grandma: No.....Shut up!
Anonymous asked: How big is your penis?
